Tickle Me Elmo Doll

[bigmurk]

> A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The
> personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work
> promptly at 8:00 a.m.
>
> The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door.
> The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this
> new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line
> is backing up.
>
> The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor
> to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over
> the place.
>
> At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the
> material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both
> watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two
> marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
> The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several
> minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and
> says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is
>
> to give Elmo two test tickles."

 

[The Viperess]