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Those Boots!!

The Viperess

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To all my friends and family who work in ed ja katshun
Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.
Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet. She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to
keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on ~ this time on the right feet.
He then announced, "These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to.
And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
No sooner they got the boots off and he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again..
Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

Her trial starts next month
 
If you have kids you went thru something similiar to that. Its still funny as hell.

Reminds me of my little sister when she was 3-4 years old. She is the youngest of 5 all the others are boys. This was in the late 50's when things weren't discussed with kids like today. Mom was giving her a bath, and she asked Mom why boys were built different than girls. Mom gave her some kind of vague made up answer, and sis questioned that. Again Mom did her best to make up some explanation other than the truth, and sis questioned that. This happened 5-6 times. Finally in exasperation Mom said "Honey I am too tired to answer any more questions tonight." Sis sat there in the tub for a minute, and said "Mom can I ask just one more question?" Mom sighed, and said "I guess so." Sis looked up at her with the sincerest look on her face and said.
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"How do you make concrete?"
Mom told that story till she died.
 

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