Quick Draw
New member
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no,
really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking
things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe
thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [ what a
guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy
so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any
better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that
effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they
may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger
than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the
battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat
enough the first time?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [that's what he
gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [definitely worthy of a headline!]
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [that was really
giving of himself!]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Texas Chainsaw Massacre all
over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [I certainly
hope so!)
Quick Draw
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no,
really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking
things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe
thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [ what a
guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy
so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any
better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that
effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they
may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger
than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the
battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat
enough the first time?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [that's what he
gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [definitely worthy of a headline!]
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [that was really
giving of himself!]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Texas Chainsaw Massacre all
over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [I certainly
hope so!)
Quick Draw
Pretty good QD. 
