GunNut76
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A young couple got married, and the husband thought this would
be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners.
So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brings his
wife breakfast in bed.
She wasn't impressed wit his culinary skills, however. She
looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I
wanted *scrambled!"
Undaunted, the next morning, the young man brings his true
love a *scrambled* egg.
She wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety?
I wanted *poached* this morning!"
Determined to please her, the *next* morning he thought, "third
time's a charm" and brought her *two* eggs -- one scrambled
and one poached.
"Here, love, enjoy!"
"You scrambled the wrong egg."
be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners.
So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brings his
wife breakfast in bed.
She wasn't impressed wit his culinary skills, however. She
looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I
wanted *scrambled!"
Undaunted, the next morning, the young man brings his true
love a *scrambled* egg.
She wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety?
I wanted *poached* this morning!"
Determined to please her, the *next* morning he thought, "third
time's a charm" and brought her *two* eggs -- one scrambled
and one poached.
"Here, love, enjoy!"
"You scrambled the wrong egg."
