The waiter did it

[The Viperess]

one evening, a very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine
restaurant patiently awaiting her date.

While waiting, she decided to make sure that she looked perfect
for him. So the young lady bends down in her chair in order to
get a mirror from her purse. Then just as the waiter walks up,
she accidentally farts quite loudly.

The lady immediately sat up straight, embarrassed and red faced,
sure that everyone in the place had heard her. Quickly she turns
to the waiter and demands, "Stop That!"

The waiter looks at her dryly and says, "Sure lady. Which way
was it headed?"

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 26 June 2001 11:37: Message edited by: Viperess ]</font>

 

[whitedeer]

Viperess.....Was she really Hunt Talk Lady?.....

 

[Muledeer4me]

Viperess,
Whitedeer,well ,what can I say to you,except I think you be needing the leather treatment-----------------------------------------------A belt in the mouth and a boot in the a$$--

 

[GRUNT]

reminds me of a time in bygone years that I was sitting at the end of a bar and cut one loose,lady bartender was right across from me,I said to her"look innocent lady,they'll think I did it"..she got bright red and the guys thought that she was the one cuttin' loose.

 

[The Viperess]

worthless will blame the boys.or he will say more room out then in.