AZHUNTERR
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> THE URINALYSIS...........
> > > >
> > > > One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind
> > > > him,
> > > > My elbow hurts terribly. I guess I better see a doctor."
> > > > "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"Mike replies.
> > > > "There's a diagnostic computer at the corner drugstore. Just give it
> > > > a
> > > > urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to
> > > > do
> > > > about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a heck of a
> > > > lot
> > > > cheaper than a doctor."
> > > > So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the
> > > > drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and
> > > > asks
> > > > for the urine sample. He pours the sample into a funnel and waits.
> > > > Ten
> > > > seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
> > > > You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
> > > > activity. It will improve in two
> > > > weeks.
> > > > That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack
> > > > began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
> > > > water, a
> > > > stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter,
> > > > scraped
> > > > some oil off the driveway and masturbated into the mixture for good
> > > > measure.
> > > > Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He
> > > > deposits
> > > > ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
> > > > The computer prints the following:
> > > > 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
> > > > 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
> > > > 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her in to rehab.
> > > > 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a
> > > > lawyer.
> > > > 5. Your Volvo needs repair.
> > > > 6. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never
> > > > get better.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind
> > > > him,
> > > > My elbow hurts terribly. I guess I better see a doctor."
> > > > "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"Mike replies.
> > > > "There's a diagnostic computer at the corner drugstore. Just give it
> > > > a
> > > > urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to
> > > > do
> > > > about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a heck of a
> > > > lot
> > > > cheaper than a doctor."
> > > > So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the
> > > > drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and
> > > > asks
> > > > for the urine sample. He pours the sample into a funnel and waits.
> > > > Ten
> > > > seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
> > > > You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
> > > > activity. It will improve in two
> > > > weeks.
> > > > That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack
> > > > began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
> > > > water, a
> > > > stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter,
> > > > scraped
> > > > some oil off the driveway and masturbated into the mixture for good
> > > > measure.
> > > > Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He
> > > > deposits
> > > > ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
> > > > The computer prints the following:
> > > > 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
> > > > 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
> > > > 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her in to rehab.
> > > > 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a
> > > > lawyer.
> > > > 5. Your Volvo needs repair.
> > > > 6. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never
> > > > get better.
> > > >
