GunNut76
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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who
want to get off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last
stop! And all you sons of bitches who are returning and want
to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause we're going
down the tracks!"
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your
room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
go back and play with your train, but only if you use nice
language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say "All passengers who are disembarking the train,
please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We
thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under
your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope
you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed
off about the TWO HOUR delay, see the bitch in the kitchen."
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who
want to get off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last
stop! And all you sons of bitches who are returning and want
to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause we're going
down the tracks!"
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your
room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
go back and play with your train, but only if you use nice
language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say "All passengers who are disembarking the train,
please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We
thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under
your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope
you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed
off about the TWO HOUR delay, see the bitch in the kitchen."
