Tom
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Subject: The silent treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. The next
week, the man realized that he
would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." The
next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had
missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't
woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said,
"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
(MEN JUST AREN'T EQUIPPED FOR THESE SORTS OF
CONTESTS...)
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. The next
week, the man realized that he
would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." The
next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had
missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't
woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said,
"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
(MEN JUST AREN'T EQUIPPED FOR THESE SORTS OF
CONTESTS...)
