Elkhunter
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Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sister she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted
to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Q, take in a bona fide rodeo, and have sex with a cowboy.
Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that mesquite, it's oh so good!! The taste is unbelievable!!
And I went to a real rodeo - talk about athletes - these guys wrestle real full-grown bulls - like in Spain! Except they ride a horse out at full gallop, then jump off the horse and literally grab the bull by the horns and throw it to the ground. It is incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, ,,,,,,,, did you have sex with a cowboy?"
"Are you kidding?" She told them, "Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry around in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Q, take in a bona fide rodeo, and have sex with a cowboy.
Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that mesquite, it's oh so good!! The taste is unbelievable!!
And I went to a real rodeo - talk about athletes - these guys wrestle real full-grown bulls - like in Spain! Except they ride a horse out at full gallop, then jump off the horse and literally grab the bull by the horns and throw it to the ground. It is incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, ,,,,,,,, did you have sex with a cowboy?"
"Are you kidding?" She told them, "Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry around in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
