Kraven
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The priest in a small village was very fond of the chickens he
kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a @#)(#
rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night, the @#)(# rooster was
missing, and because the priest had heard that @#)(# fights occurred in the
village, he decided to question his parishioners about it at church the next
morning. At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a @#)(#?" All
the men stood up. "No, No, " he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has
anybody seen a @#)(#?" All the women stood up. "No, No", he said, "That
wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a @#)(# that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up. "No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has
anybody seen MY @#)(#?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a
goat stood up.
kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a @#)(#
rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night, the @#)(# rooster was
missing, and because the priest had heard that @#)(# fights occurred in the
village, he decided to question his parishioners about it at church the next
morning. At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a @#)(#?" All
the men stood up. "No, No, " he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has
anybody seen a @#)(#?" All the women stood up. "No, No", he said, "That
wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a @#)(# that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up. "No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has
anybody seen MY @#)(#?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a
goat stood up.
