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the poker player
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Two couples were playing cards one evening. John
accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down
under the table to pick
them up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread
wide, wasn't
wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon
trying to sit back up again,
hit his head on the table and emerged red faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some
refreshments. Bill's wife
followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you
liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted
that, well, indeed he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you
$500." After taking a
minute or two to assess the financial as well as the
moral costs of this
offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested.
She tells him that
since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons and
John
doesn't, that John should be at her house around 2:00
PM Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's
house for the planned
time with Sue at 2:00 PM sharp and after paying her
the agreed sum of $500
they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual
transaction as Sue had
promised. Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6:00 PM and upon
entering the house,
asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house
this afternoon?"
A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he
did stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a
beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give
you $500?"
In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out,
and after
mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes,
in fact he did give
me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face,
surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he
did. John came by the
office this morning and borrowed $500 from me, and
promised me he'd stop by
our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me
back."
(NOW THAT'S A POKER PLAYER! ! !)
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accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down
under the table to pick
them up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread
wide, wasn't
wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon
trying to sit back up again,
hit his head on the table and emerged red faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some
refreshments. Bill's wife
followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you
liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted
that, well, indeed he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you
$500." After taking a
minute or two to assess the financial as well as the
moral costs of this
offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested.
She tells him that
since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons and
John
doesn't, that John should be at her house around 2:00
PM Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's
house for the planned
time with Sue at 2:00 PM sharp and after paying her
the agreed sum of $500
they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual
transaction as Sue had
promised. Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6:00 PM and upon
entering the house,
asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house
this afternoon?"
A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he
did stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a
beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give
you $500?"
In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out,
and after
mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes,
in fact he did give
me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face,
surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he
did. John came by the
office this morning and borrowed $500 from me, and
promised me he'd stop by
our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me
back."
(NOW THAT'S A POKER PLAYER! ! !)
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