Knight.54
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Nothing like stimulating a little good conversation…thought that’s what forums were forConversations like this are interesting. Some people see harm in them, but come on, sometimes they go pretty thought provoking places.
So let's just say there's someone out there who poses this question with the intent of assessing risk of going poaching in Wyoming. OP hasn't made this assertion in the slightest - they could just be curious as to what has happened to NRs who have been busted in the wilderness, so let's not get the pitchforks out quite yet.
There are many loose ends that come with ventures like these - would OP truly be cunning and fleet enough to tie them into neat little bows?
Let's look at some of these loose ends.
1) For funsies, let's say we've found out what the penalties are in various scenarios and decide they're worth it. Like the millionaire in NYC paying $150/day parking fines and the occasional tow - small price to pay for the best parking in the city, right? We're big budget poachers here so this is no issue. Plus, the primary deterrent in crime isn't penalty, it's assessing whether or not you'll be busted. You can read more about that if you'd like, but we'll be using the idea here.
2) We're NRs, though, and actually planning out how to carry out this mission is hard to do. E-scouting is about the only option we have in terms of determining locations, as we can't good and well ask locals to help us with our poaching holiday. Loose end needs some tying here. Too many opportunities to beef it and wind up in some area that gets a lot of warden attention. No point in poaching 10 miles in the back country if wardens are checking tags in trailhead parking lots.
3) Partners in crime. The further into the backcountry you go, and the bigger the animal you pursue, the more help you need. Accomplices are easily one of the loosest ends in the world of crime. You can't trust em as far as you can throw em, but they're necessary to completing complicated crimes. Especially really heavy ones that require making as few trips, and as few mistakes, as possible.
4) Covering tracks and making plausible alibis. This is some serious loose endage right here. Everyone can see your out of state plates - do you rent? People in rural America recognize locals, especially wardens. How do you avert their scrutiny?
It's hard to see how we can make a plan that would give us even above 1:2 odds of success. A lot of night movement would probably be involved, but cheapo night vision with the illuminators will make you just as obvious as if you had a flashlight on your head.
If we fleshed this out enough, we could have a screenplay for a movie about a group of very skillful poachers and the wardens who have to stay one step ahead. The outdoor crime thriller of the season! I think I'll just have my Oscar mailed to me though.