AZHUNTERR
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Subject: The New Bike
This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has
> finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he
> picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker
> trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust.
> The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline
> handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be
> fine. A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love.
> She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily
> accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on
> his Harley and they ride to her parent's house. Before they go in, she
> tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first
> after dinner does the dishes.
> After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first
> person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long
> fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches
> over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word.
> Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and fondles her breasts.
> Still no one says a word. Finally, he throws her on the table and has
> sex with her in front of everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting
> desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on the table.
> They have even wilder sex. Still no one speaks.
> By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the
> distance.
> His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he gets his
> jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.
> The father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!
This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has
> finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he
> picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker
> trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust.
> The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline
> handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be
> fine. A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love.
> She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily
> accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on
> his Harley and they ride to her parent's house. Before they go in, she
> tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first
> after dinner does the dishes.
> After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first
> person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long
> fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches
> over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word.
> Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and fondles her breasts.
> Still no one says a word. Finally, he throws her on the table and has
> sex with her in front of everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting
> desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on the table.
> They have even wilder sex. Still no one speaks.
> By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the
> distance.
> His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he gets his
> jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.
> The father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!
