The Naming of Things...Specifically, Children...

[powderburn]

Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "

Ma'am, you had twins -- a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."

Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

My Brother-in/out-law runs a Pawn Shop. One of his clients is named Female, now that is pronounced Fe mal ie. When her parents saw the tag on the Crib at the hospital they thought the Hospital had already named the baby girl. Real Life is a Kick. John

 

[Bambistew]

My wife works with a woman named Aquanetta.

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Alrighty then! Let the weird names begin!!!!!!!!!!!! John

 

[noharleyyet]

'Ol Dirty Bastard...aka Russel Tyrone Jones....RIP

 

[guppie9]

I worked in a hospital for a long time, and my all time top five favorite names....

5. Kunta Kinte (like the character in "Roots")
4. Eckzavure (like Xavier - only phonetically correct)
3. Chlamydia (yes...like the STD)

And numbers 2 and 1 were twin boys named........

Lemonjello and Oranjello (pronounced La Mon Ja Low and O Ron Ja Low)
Yes...you read that correctly, Lemon Jello and Orange Jello

 

[Canoe]

I don't believe any of you.

 

[smalls]

Siblings from Wyoming, Russel (Rusty for short) and Liberty....last name Bell.

Played football w/ my brothin in law and I have met Rusty several times.

 

[Gunner46]

I went to High School with a young lady named Candi Barr.

 

[JoseCuervo]

I don't believe any of you.

The guy that used to own Happy Day Ford in Caldwell (then became Golden Rule Auto Dealers) and eventually got sold to Larry Miller and is now Larry Miller Ford was named Duane Wolfe.

He had two sons, one he named Grey and the other he named Timber.

Rumour was they had a sister named Ware, but I never met her.....

 

[Oak]

Went to school with a Teal Peck (girl) and Robin Peck (boy). Their family raised birds (I kid you not).

 

[danr55]

The young girl that lives next door to me is named Carrion..

 

[BigHornRam]

The Frat house I belonged to in college had our phone number listed in the phone book under the name of Richard Licklage. Bet good old Dick still has a number in the Madison phone book.