The Missing Tampons

[Quiet_One]

OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4
sons and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc.

SOOOOoooooooooo I'm the only one who would
be using Female products.....correct?

A STRANGE thing was happening at my house.
Tampons were disappearing!

Ok....A few months ago I went to my cupboard to get out a tampon and there was ONLY one left. I could have sworn I had just bought a box the month before. So, I go back to the store, buy a new box and forget about it.

The next month I go back to the cupboard.....
and VOILA....there is only ONE tampon left again.

What's going on here? Gremlins??? I go to the store
and buy another box, and forget about it.



WELL.....I decided to clean out my two youngest sons closet and LOW and BEHOLD....at the bottom of their closet are the wrappers, applicators and the tampons themselves.

I am starting to FREAK!!! Dear God,
what are they doing with them??????

I get a hold of myself and tell myself that I am an adult and can handle this, despite the bizarre thoughts running through my mind. I'm thinking, "Do I have enough money saved up in the bank for MAJOR THERAPY?"

I go to the top of the stairs and yell for
my two youngest sons to "COME HERE!!!!"

They march up the stairs and find me in their
room staring into the bottom of their closet.

I said "What are you doing with
THOSE? THOSE are MINE!"



My 12 year old looks like a deer
caught in the headlights and is silent.



My 10 year old looks at me all innocent
and says. "Well, Mom, we were playing
with our G.I. Joes and stuff... and THOSE
make really good SCUD missiles...





What do YOU use them for?"

"NEVER MIND!! GO PLAY!!!!"

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

well I dont think Theapy is needed...Just your normal boys

 

[Quiet_One]

I agree they do stuff like that or tear up sisters barby dolls been there kinda only my cousins he got older even worse but he funny

 

[Quick Draw]

Skud missles huh? Huh Gee what are they really used for????





I'm just kidding y'all I really do know what theya re used for.
Quick Draw

 

[Left Behind]

Pretty good QO, But boys will be boys

 

[danr55]

Every guy should have one in his first aid kit. In the event of serious bleeding, then make great packing for a wound. When applied topically under a pressure bandage, they help promote clotting and stop serious bleeding. Besides, they make great skud missiles..

 

[Orca Lover]

Well they are made to absorb, so you do have a point there danr.

 

[Quick Draw]

Either tampons or maxi pads. The both work for the some reason in first aid kits.
Quick Draw

 

[Bandit]

But can you use them as a wrapped pen? A friend of mine from worked asked her boyfriend to get a pen from her purse and he puled out one of those and asked," why is this pen wrapped and so big? (refering to a tampon) After he was told what it was he swore never to get anything out of there for her ever again.

 

[cal45]

They also work well in a film canister for doe in heat but I'ld hate to have to defend myself with one. (scud missle)

 

[Quiet_One]

lol cal thats good one

 

[Gunner46]

'Been There' combat vets always have tampons and condoms on hand.

Tampons plug up wounds right nice and condoms placed over a muzzle keep the bore free. (also help when back on liberty hump ).

'Sides, given a good rubberband, a milk carton and some 8-55yr old male reasoning, "SCUD Here We Come" !!