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Ridge Runner

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A liberal atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the
class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if
you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you
15
minutes!"

Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying,"Here I am, God. I'm
still
waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Marine just
released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to
the
professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his
platform.

The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the
matter
with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine replied, "God was busy; He sent me."

Life is good.
 
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