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Subject: Fw: The Jamaican Fireman
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> > > A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
> > > > "Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
> > > > station.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >From now on, when I says
> > > > 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell two', you
jump
> > > > on de bed.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna make love all tru de night." The
> > > > next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped
naked.
> > > > 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree', and they started
to
> > > > make love. After a few minutes his wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What
> > de
> > > > hell is 'Bell Four', woman ?" She replied "Roll out more hose, man,
> you
> > > > ain't nowhere near de fire."
>
>
>
> > > A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
> > > > "Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
> > > > station.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >From now on, when I says
> > > > 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell two', you
jump
> > > > on de bed.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna make love all tru de night." The
> > > > next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped
naked.
> > > > 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree', and they started
to
> > > > make love. After a few minutes his wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What
> > de
> > > > hell is 'Bell Four', woman ?" She replied "Roll out more hose, man,
> you
> > > > ain't nowhere near de fire."
>
>
