The Viperess
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A heart specialist died and they'er having his funeral.
The coffin was placed in front of a huge heart. When the priest finished with the sermon and after everyone said his good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, then the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started to laughing.
The guy next to him asked: Why are you laughing.
"I don't mean any disrespect, but I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"Whats so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist".
The coffin was placed in front of a huge heart. When the priest finished with the sermon and after everyone said his good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, then the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started to laughing.
The guy next to him asked: Why are you laughing.
"I don't mean any disrespect, but I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"Whats so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist".