The Funeral

The Viperess

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A heart specialist died and they'er having his funeral.
The coffin was placed in front of a huge heart. When the priest finished with the sermon and after everyone said his good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, then the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started to laughing.
The guy next to him asked: Why are you laughing.
"I don't mean any disrespect, but I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"Whats so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist". :D
 
Vipepress,

I think I'd even take leave to go to that one! :D :D :D

That's great, morbid, but great. I like it and will share it if that's OK?!
 

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