Big D
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One Saturday morning, when the local tavern opened at 10:00, in stumbles an obviously hung-over drunk. His hair was a mess,his eyes are red, he hadn't shaved in 3 or 4 days, and he reeked of alcohol. He gently sits down on a barstool, and the bartender walks up and says, "Man you look terrible! What'll ya have?" The drunk looks at him and says "Just a coke please". The bartender is dumfounded and says, "Man, your in BAD shape. Let me buy ya one". The drunk tells him, "I ain't NEVER gonna drink again". The drunk goes on to say, "I got so screwed up last nite that I blew chunks". To which the bartender replied, "Ah, anybody that's ever drank has done that". To which the drunk replied, "I don't think you quite understand, ya see Chunks is my dog!!!" hehehe
