Elkhunter
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Those are good
the differences between men an women
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AZHUNTERR
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> > The Differences Between Men and Women.....
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> > > 1. EATING OUT EXAMPLE ONE
> > > If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
> > > If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to
> > > each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
> > >
> > > 2. EATING OUT EXAMPLE TWO
> > > When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
> > > smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
> > > When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
> > >
> > > 3. MONEY
> > > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> > > A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
> > >
> > > 4. BATHROOMS
> > > A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
> > > The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
> >A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
> > >
> > > 5. ARGUMENTS
> > > A woman has the last word in any argument.
> > > Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
> > >
> > > 6. CATS
> > > Women love cats.
> > > Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
> > >
> > > 7. THE FUTURE
> > > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> > > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> > >
> > > 8. SUCCESS
> > > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> > > A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
> > >
> > > 9. MARRIAGE
> > > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> > > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
> > >
> > > 10. DRESSING UP
> > > A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
> > > A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
> > >
> > > 11. NATURAL
> > > Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> > > Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
> > >
> > > 12. OFFSPRING
> > > Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
> >fears and hopes and dreams.
> > > A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
> > >
> > > 13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
> > > Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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> > > 1. EATING OUT EXAMPLE ONE
> > > If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
> > > If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to
> > > each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
> > >
> > > 2. EATING OUT EXAMPLE TWO
> > > When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
> > > smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
> > > When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
> > >
> > > 3. MONEY
> > > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> > > A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
> > >
> > > 4. BATHROOMS
> > > A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
> > > The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
> >A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
> > >
> > > 5. ARGUMENTS
> > > A woman has the last word in any argument.
> > > Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
> > >
> > > 6. CATS
> > > Women love cats.
> > > Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
> > >
> > > 7. THE FUTURE
> > > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> > > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> > >
> > > 8. SUCCESS
> > > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> > > A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
> > >
> > > 9. MARRIAGE
> > > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> > > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
> > >
> > > 10. DRESSING UP
> > > A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
> > > A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
> > >
> > > 11. NATURAL
> > > Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> > > Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
> > >
> > > 12. OFFSPRING
> > > Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
> >fears and hopes and dreams.
> > > A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
> > >
> > > 13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
> > > Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
> > >
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trophy_killer
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Yep, those are pretty good!!
