GunNut76
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One sunday the congragation was gathered at the local church, when all of a sudden the priests sermon was interupted by the doors in the back being slamed open. There stood Satan him-self. Everyone in the church starts crying and screaming that the world was ending, except for one guy. The devil walks up to the man and starts wailing shooting fire all over the place. Still the man does nothing. Finally the devil says to the man,"Aren't you afraid of me?" the man says "No." the devil then says "Do you know who I am?" The man looks the devil straight in the eye and says "Yes...I've been married to your sister for 40 years!" 
