One night during deer season, a state cop was staking out a particularly rowdy bar in the U.P. to fill his quota on DUI tickets by targeting downstate deer hunters. At closing time, he saw a deer hunter tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different trucks before he found his. He sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. All the other deer hunters left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to drive away. The cop was waiting for him though, and he stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.00% blood alcohol level! The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The deer hunter replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
the decoy
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