GunNut76
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At about 3 a.m., a guy was home rather late. He came
home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three
times. Quickly coming up with a plan, he cuckooed nine
more times, hoping his wife would think it was midnight.
He was very proud of himself.
The next day, his wife asked what time he got home, and
he replied, "Midnight, just like I said."
She said that was good, and for some reason she said they
needed a new cuckoo clock. When he asked why, she answered,
"Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three
times, said 'Crap!,' cuckooed four more times, farted,
cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more
times and then started giggling."
home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three
times. Quickly coming up with a plan, he cuckooed nine
more times, hoping his wife would think it was midnight.
He was very proud of himself.
The next day, his wife asked what time he got home, and
he replied, "Midnight, just like I said."
She said that was good, and for some reason she said they
needed a new cuckoo clock. When he asked why, she answered,
"Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three
times, said 'Crap!,' cuckooed four more times, farted,
cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more
times and then started giggling."
