idnative1948
Well-known member
This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day....
"May-Day! May-Day! May-Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot has had a heart attack and is dead! And I don't know how to fly! Help me! Please, Help me!"
She hears a calm voice come over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I'm going to talk you through this Little Lady and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this sort of problem. Now, you just take a deep breath and relax. Everything will be fine! Now.....give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K. says the calm voice on the radio..........
"Repeat after me: Our Farther...Who art in Heaven..."
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day....
"May-Day! May-Day! May-Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot has had a heart attack and is dead! And I don't know how to fly! Help me! Please, Help me!"
She hears a calm voice come over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I'm going to talk you through this Little Lady and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this sort of problem. Now, you just take a deep breath and relax. Everything will be fine! Now.....give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K. says the calm voice on the radio..........
"Repeat after me: Our Farther...Who art in Heaven..."
