idnative1948
Well-known member
George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a
word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation,
for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his
chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying,
'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a
whore house.'
The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir?' Bush
replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whore
house smells like.'
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a
word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation,
for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his
chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying,
'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a
whore house.'
The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir?' Bush
replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whore
house smells like.'