the after life

[AZHUNTERR]

>>A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the
>>other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after
>>life.
>>After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
word,
>>he made contact, "Mary . . . Mary . . ."
>>
>> "Is that you, Fred?"
>>
>>"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
>>
>> "What's it like?"
>>
>> "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to
the
>>golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I
have
>>lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all
>>afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at
>>night. The next day it starts again."
>>
>> "Oh, Fred ,you surely must be in heaven."
>>
>> "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Scottsdale, Arizona."

 

[wilecoyote76]

Now that's funny!!

 

[Elkhunter]

LMAO

 

[Ridge Runner]

LMAO That is funny!

 

[Quick Draw]

man them rabbits have no life do they??

Quick Draw

 

[ELKCHSR]

hehehehehe....SNICKER SNICKER....HAHAHAHA!!! That is very funny!!!

 

[les48]

ok, who do i have to bribe so i can come back as a rabbit on a golf course???????