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Three guys, a Nebraskan, a Texan and an Okie are out walking together
one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie Pops out of it. "I
will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the
Genie.
The Nebraskan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Nebraska."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land in Nebraska was
forever made fertile for farming.
The Texan was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Texas, so that
no foreigners can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink
of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Texas.
The Okie asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and
completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out."
The Okie says, "Fill it up with water."
'nuff said
one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie Pops out of it. "I
will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the
Genie.
The Nebraskan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Nebraska."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land in Nebraska was
forever made fertile for farming.
The Texan was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Texas, so that
no foreigners can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink
of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Texas.
The Okie asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and
completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out."
The Okie says, "Fill it up with water."
'nuff said
