WILDDUDE
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Prior to her trip to Texas, Virginia had confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She had wanted to taste some real Texas Bar B Que, take in a bona fide Texas Rodeo and have intimate relations with a Texan.
Upon her return, her sorority mates were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, Buffy", she confided, "They have an indigenous bush down there called Mesquite - and when they slow cook that brisket over that mesquite wood, Man-o-Manachevitz !!! That beef not only melts in your mouth...- the taste is beyond belief! ... 'Mmm mmmm Good' doesn't even come close!"
"And the men?" "..and I went to a real rodeo... Talk about athletes-- These guys wrestle real full-grown bulls - like in Spain! Except they ride a horse out at full gallop, throw a rope on these huge bulls, then jump off the horses and literally grab the bulls by the horns and throw 'em to the ground, and tie 'em up-and that's not all! Its a race!! They ALL do it and only the fastest gets any prize money!
"Virginia! .. Come on,... tell us!!!- you said you wanted - Well...speaking Biblically, to "know" a Texan.... what happened?" "Well," Virginia admitted, "I'll admit, I was tempted... But when I was at the rodeo and I saw the outline of the condoms in the back pocket of those Texan's jeans......I changed my mind.
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Upon her return, her sorority mates were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, Buffy", she confided, "They have an indigenous bush down there called Mesquite - and when they slow cook that brisket over that mesquite wood, Man-o-Manachevitz !!! That beef not only melts in your mouth...- the taste is beyond belief! ... 'Mmm mmmm Good' doesn't even come close!"
"And the men?" "..and I went to a real rodeo... Talk about athletes-- These guys wrestle real full-grown bulls - like in Spain! Except they ride a horse out at full gallop, throw a rope on these huge bulls, then jump off the horses and literally grab the bulls by the horns and throw 'em to the ground, and tie 'em up-and that's not all! Its a race!! They ALL do it and only the fastest gets any prize money!
"Virginia! .. Come on,... tell us!!!- you said you wanted - Well...speaking Biblically, to "know" a Texan.... what happened?" "Well," Virginia admitted, "I'll admit, I was tempted... But when I was at the rodeo and I saw the outline of the condoms in the back pocket of those Texan's jeans......I changed my mind.
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