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SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY
ATLANTA (AP Oct 2) - The governors of Alabama, South Carolina,
Arkansas,
Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a
disturbing
discovery in their states.
Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become
romantically
involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty
and the
governors
now have the sad task of reporting the emergence of a new
race:
Islamabubbas.
So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported.
To
date, the
Coalition has identified the following offspring:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat
Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have
sprung
from
one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.
ATLANTA (AP Oct 2) - The governors of Alabama, South Carolina,
Arkansas,
Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a
disturbing
discovery in their states.
Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become
romantically
involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty
and the
governors
now have the sad task of reporting the emergence of a new
race:
Islamabubbas.
So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported.
To
date, the
Coalition has identified the following offspring:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat
Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have
sprung
from
one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.
