Tequila Christmas cookies

[Doug]

Here is how to make my favorite Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies.........
>
>Christmas Cookie Active Ingredients:
>
>1 cup of water
>1 tsp. baking soda
>1 cup of sugar
>1 tsp. salt
>1 cup of brown sugar
>lemon juice
>4 large eggs
>1 cup nuts
>2 cups of dried fruit
>1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
>
>Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
>Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
>again, to be sure it is of the highest
>quality, pour one level cup and drink.
>
>Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
>cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
>
>Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
>At this point it's best to make sure the
>Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...
>just in case.
>
>Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
>leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
>the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
>frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
>turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
>in the beaterers just pry it loose with
>a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
>check for tonsisticity.
>
>Next, sift two cups of salt, or
>something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
>the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
>juice and strain your nuts. Add one
>table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
>somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
>the oven.
>
>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
>and try not to fall over. Don't forget
>to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
>the bowl through the window, finish the
>Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
>
>
>CHERRY MISTMAS

Doug

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 12-22-2003 12:36: Message edited by: Doug ]</font>

 

[Gunner46]

That sure sounds alot like my mom's Rum Ball recipe!

Funny, she makes 'em every holiday, but I've yet to taste one!!

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 01-10-2004 16:23: Message edited by: Gunner46 ]</font>