Kraven
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike
replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a hell of alot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks
for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have
tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack
began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, urine samples from his
wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.Jack hurries back to
the drugstore, eager to check the results. He
deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The
computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water
softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with
anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her
into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They
aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a hell of alot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks
for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have
tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack
began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, urine samples from his
wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.Jack hurries back to
the drugstore, eager to check the results. He
deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The
computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water
softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with
anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her
into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They
aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
