guppie9
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A couple was having a difficult time trying to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie because their 8-year-old son was in the apartment. The only way they were able to succeed was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and telling him to report on all the neighborhood
activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There' s a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed and he reported, "An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company."
Then, "Matt's riding a new bike."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving."
Then, "Jason is on his skate board."
A few more moments passed and he shouted, "The Coopers are having sex!!!"
Startled, his mom and dad shot up in bed!!!
His father cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex?"
"Because, Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle too."
activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There' s a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed and he reported, "An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company."
Then, "Matt's riding a new bike."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving."
Then, "Jason is on his skate board."
A few more moments passed and he shouted, "The Coopers are having sex!!!"
Startled, his mom and dad shot up in bed!!!
His father cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex?"
"Because, Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle too."
