Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
> "What are you doing?" he says.
> "I'm trying to commit a suicide," she says.
> "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a bJ."
> So, she does.
> After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why are
> you committing a suicide?"
> "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."
> "What are you doing?" he says.
> "I'm trying to commit a suicide," she says.
> "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a bJ."
> So, she does.
> After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why are
> you committing a suicide?"
> "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."