Left Behind
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Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly
despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join
him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision
to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly
broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable
and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office
to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would
be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be
just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.
despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join
him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision
to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly
broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable
and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office
to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would
be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be
just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.
