The Viperess
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An old cleaning woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New
York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the
elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman
and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also
very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200
an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination
and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks
both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over to pick up her mop,
farts loudly and says,....................
"Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the
elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman
and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also
very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200
an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination
and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks
both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over to pick up her mop,
farts loudly and says,....................
"Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
