T Bone
Well-known member
An Idaho farmer died and went to hell. Satan had the thermometer set at 90 degrees and noticed the farmer sitting on the brimstone, kicked back relaxing. "What are you doing?" asked Satan. "This is just like a nice spring evening in Idaho," said the farmer. Satan got upset and turned the heat up to 100. The Farmer still looked happy and said, "Reminds me of a summer evening in Idaho." Satan got even madder and turned the heat to 110. "I've bailed hay on hotter days than this," exclaimed the farmer. Now Satan was furious! He turned the thermometer all the way the opposite direction to -25. Within minutes the ground froze and frost appeared on everything. Satan looked to see the farmer's reaction now. The farmer looked confused for a minute, then stared jumping up and down cheering, "The Vandals won the WAC!! The Vandals won the WAC!!"
