DRAFTSTUD
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Cletus is passing by Bubba's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Bubba doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of his old red Massey Ferguson tractor.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first to the right, then to the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his suspenders fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his blue jeans.
Grabbing both sides of his plaid flannel shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his beer stained tee shirt underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his cap on to a pile of hay.
"What the heck are you doing, Bubba?" says Cletus.
"Jeez Cletus, you scared the livin bejesus out of me!" says an obviously embarrassed Bubba. "But Missus and me been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to "a tractor" ............
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first to the right, then to the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his suspenders fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his blue jeans.
Grabbing both sides of his plaid flannel shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his beer stained tee shirt underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his cap on to a pile of hay.
"What the heck are you doing, Bubba?" says Cletus.
"Jeez Cletus, you scared the livin bejesus out of me!" says an obviously embarrassed Bubba. "But Missus and me been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to "a tractor" ............
