AZHUNTERR
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Subject: Speaking of Drinking
1. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
ashamed.Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their
hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work
and
their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry
about
my liver."-- Jack Handy
2. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.-- Frank Sinatra
3. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time withhis
fools.-- Ernest Hemingway
4. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.-- Henny
Youngman
5. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?-- Stephen Wright
6. When we drink, we get buzzed. When we get buzzed, we fall asleep. When
we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!-- Brian O'Rourke
7. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.-- Benjamin
Franklin
8. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does
not go nearly as well with pizza.--Dave Barry
9. Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!--Author Unknown (believed
to
be Brian Neeson )
10. Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.--Attributed to Augustus
Bush
11. To some it's a six-pack; to me it's a Support Group.
1. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
ashamed.Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their
hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work
and
their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry
about
my liver."-- Jack Handy
2. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.-- Frank Sinatra
3. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time withhis
fools.-- Ernest Hemingway
4. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.-- Henny
Youngman
5. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?-- Stephen Wright
6. When we drink, we get buzzed. When we get buzzed, we fall asleep. When
we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!-- Brian O'Rourke
7. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.-- Benjamin
Franklin
8. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does
not go nearly as well with pizza.--Dave Barry
9. Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!--Author Unknown (believed
to
be Brian Neeson )
10. Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.--Attributed to Augustus
Bush
11. To some it's a six-pack; to me it's a Support Group.
