Not sure if I have shared this one many moons ago or not, though it is a favorite and one worth repeating...
Son walks into mom and dads room while they are going at it...
Son leaves quickly after seeing mom bouncing on top of dad and runs down the hallway to the kitchen.
Mom follows and catches up with her son... "Son, need you to understand, your dad has a big belly and I am bouncing up and down on him to deflate it a bit..."
Son: "Well mom, that doesn't make much sense...?
Mom: "What? What do you mean?"
Son: "Well, the neighbor lady comes over and blows him back up again!"
Mom:
Son walks into mom and dads room while they are going at it...
Son leaves quickly after seeing mom bouncing on top of dad and runs down the hallway to the kitchen.
Mom follows and catches up with her son... "Son, need you to understand, your dad has a big belly and I am bouncing up and down on him to deflate it a bit..."
Son: "Well mom, that doesn't make much sense...?
Mom: "What? What do you mean?"
Son: "Well, the neighbor lady comes over and blows him back up again!"
Mom: