Solution for porch pirates

That's great. I would want to buy one if I had package thieves but haven't had a problem where I live.
 
Very cool. A genius creation. But having had stuff stolen off my porch, I think it’s too playful and inadequate. I’m waiting for the YouTube video where the porch thief loses his hand to a guillotine of sorts, falls into a trapdoor pit full rebar pointed to the sky, where he lays until the homeowner comes home to sit directly above him and take a giant dump on a toilet seat suspended by sinew extracted from the thief’s kneecaps. Get goin engineers.
 
Very cool. A genius creation. But having had stuff stolen off my porch, I think it’s too playful and inadequate. I’m waiting for the YouTube video where the porch thief loses his hand to a guillotine of sorts, falls into a trapdoor pit full rebar pointed to the sky, where he lays until the homeowner comes home to sit directly above him and take a giant dump on a toilet seat suspended by sinew extracted from the thief’s kneecaps. Get goin engineers.

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Very cool. A genius creation. But having had stuff stolen off my porch, I think it’s too playful and inadequate. I’m waiting for the YouTube video where the porch thief loses his hand to a guillotine of sorts, falls into a trapdoor pit full rebar pointed to the sky, where he lays until the homeowner comes home to sit directly above him and take a giant dump on a toilet seat suspended by sinew extracted from the thief’s kneecaps. Get goin engineers.

a little angry this morning??
 
Sub glitter for ground ghost pepper seeds and you'd really have something. Great video.
 
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