guppie9
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Four friends were out hunting together and realized that they had only brought two tents and would have to double up. Bob slept in the same tent as John who was an extremely loud snorer. The next morning at the campfire, Bob looked horrible. His hair was a mess and he looked ragged. His buddies asked him what happened.
"Man," Bob said, "John was ripping it up last night and I couldn't get a wink. I just laid there all night long looking at him."
They decided to be fair, they would switch tents that night. That night, Bill slept in the tent with John. The next morning, Bill looked just as bad as Bob had the night before.
"Wow," Bill said, "That John was blowing the roof off last night. I've never been so tired in my life. I just laid there all night long looking at him."
That night they switched tents again, and it was Frank's turn to sleep in the same tent with John.
The next morning, Frank looked bright eyed and perfectly rested. The other two wanted to know how he had gotten any sleep.
"Well," Frank said, "When it was time to go to bed, I leaned over, tucked John in, told him good night, and gave him a big kiss. I guess he laid awake all night looking at me!"
"Man," Bob said, "John was ripping it up last night and I couldn't get a wink. I just laid there all night long looking at him."
They decided to be fair, they would switch tents that night. That night, Bill slept in the tent with John. The next morning, Bill looked just as bad as Bob had the night before.
"Wow," Bill said, "That John was blowing the roof off last night. I've never been so tired in my life. I just laid there all night long looking at him."
That night they switched tents again, and it was Frank's turn to sleep in the same tent with John.
The next morning, Frank looked bright eyed and perfectly rested. The other two wanted to know how he had gotten any sleep.
"Well," Frank said, "When it was time to go to bed, I leaned over, tucked John in, told him good night, and gave him a big kiss. I guess he laid awake all night looking at me!"
