Elkhunter
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A friend just got back from a holiday skiing trip to Utah with the kind of
story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart. One of the women in the
group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He
told her not to worry, that he was sure there were restrooms at the top of
the lift.He was wrong, of course.
If you've ever had nature hit your panic button, then you know that a
temperature of 12 below, doesn't help matters. So, with time running out,
the woman weighed her options. Her husband, suggested that since she was
wearing an all-white ski outfit, she should go off in the woods and no one
would even notice. The white would provide more than adequate camouflage. So
she headed for the tree line, began lowering her ski pants, and proceeded to
do her thing.
If you've ever parked on the side of a slope, then you know there is a right
way and wrong way to set your skis so you don't move. Yep, you got it!!! She
had them positioned the wrong way. Steep slopes are not forgiving, even
during the most embarrassing moments.
Without warning, the woman found herself skiing backward, out-of-control,
racing through the trees, somehow missing all of them and onto another
slope. Her derriere, as well as the reverse side, were still bare, her
pants down around her knees, and she was picking up speed! She continued
backwards, totally out-of-control, creating an unusual vista for the other
skiers.
The woman skied, back under the lift, and finally collided violently with a
pylon supporting the lift! The bad news was that she broke her arm and was
unable to even pull up her ski pants! At long last her husband arrived, put
an end to her nudie show, then summoned the ski patrol.
They transported her to a hospital. While in the emergency room, a man with
an obviously broken leg was put
in the bed next to hers. "So, how'd you break your leg?" she asked, making
small talk.
"It was the damnedest thing you ever saw! ", he said. "I was riding up this
ski lift and suddenly I couldn't believe my eyes. There was this crazy woman
skiing backward out-of-control, full-speed down the mountain, with her bare
ass hanging out of her clothes and her pants down around her knees! I
leaned over to get a better look and fell out of the lift! "
"So, how'd you break your arm?"
story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart. One of the women in the
group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He
told her not to worry, that he was sure there were restrooms at the top of
the lift.He was wrong, of course.
If you've ever had nature hit your panic button, then you know that a
temperature of 12 below, doesn't help matters. So, with time running out,
the woman weighed her options. Her husband, suggested that since she was
wearing an all-white ski outfit, she should go off in the woods and no one
would even notice. The white would provide more than adequate camouflage. So
she headed for the tree line, began lowering her ski pants, and proceeded to
do her thing.
If you've ever parked on the side of a slope, then you know there is a right
way and wrong way to set your skis so you don't move. Yep, you got it!!! She
had them positioned the wrong way. Steep slopes are not forgiving, even
during the most embarrassing moments.
Without warning, the woman found herself skiing backward, out-of-control,
racing through the trees, somehow missing all of them and onto another
slope. Her derriere, as well as the reverse side, were still bare, her
pants down around her knees, and she was picking up speed! She continued
backwards, totally out-of-control, creating an unusual vista for the other
skiers.
The woman skied, back under the lift, and finally collided violently with a
pylon supporting the lift! The bad news was that she broke her arm and was
unable to even pull up her ski pants! At long last her husband arrived, put
an end to her nudie show, then summoned the ski patrol.
They transported her to a hospital. While in the emergency room, a man with
an obviously broken leg was put
in the bed next to hers. "So, how'd you break your leg?" she asked, making
small talk.
"It was the damnedest thing you ever saw! ", he said. "I was riding up this
ski lift and suddenly I couldn't believe my eyes. There was this crazy woman
skiing backward out-of-control, full-speed down the mountain, with her bare
ass hanging out of her clothes and her pants down around her knees! I
leaned over to get a better look and fell out of the lift! "
"So, how'd you break your arm?"
