signs P.M.S. is coming

AZHUNTERR

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SIGNS PMS IS COMING....
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She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and
Ammo.

She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.

She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off
the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.

She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around
in 360 degree circles.

She retains more water than Lake Superior.

She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her
semiautomatic and "chambers one."

She buys you a new T-shirt --- with a bulls-eye on the
front.

You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table
and she says,"All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?"

She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken
McNuggets, and then mauls the manager because they're
out of Diet Coke.
 
Now there would be a tough woman to live with!!!!
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