Orca Lover
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It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't been able to think
of a
sermon for the next morning. About 9 p.m. he finally said to his wife,
"Dear, I think I've come up with the perfect sermon. I'm going to give a
sermon about horseback riding."
She said, "Don't be silly. You can't give a sermon about horseback
riding."
He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because I've preached on
just
about every other subject I can think of."
The next morning as they were driving to church, she said, "I can't
believe
that you're insisting on doing this. You know, if you're going to give
that
silly sermon on horseback riding, I 'm just going to stay in the car
during
the service."
He said, "OK, then, suit yourself," so she stayed in the car. Entering
church, the preacher had a sudden inspiration and gave a hell-fire and
brimstone sermon on SEX that had the congregation in awe.
As the congregation filed out of the church, some of the members saw his
wife sitting in the car and approached her window.
One of them said, "Wow! You just missed the best sermon your husband has
ever given."
She said, "Yeah, right. What does he know about it. He talks big but
he's
only tried it twice in his life. Once before we were married and once
after,
and he fell off both times."
of a
sermon for the next morning. About 9 p.m. he finally said to his wife,
"Dear, I think I've come up with the perfect sermon. I'm going to give a
sermon about horseback riding."
She said, "Don't be silly. You can't give a sermon about horseback
riding."
He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because I've preached on
just
about every other subject I can think of."
The next morning as they were driving to church, she said, "I can't
believe
that you're insisting on doing this. You know, if you're going to give
that
silly sermon on horseback riding, I 'm just going to stay in the car
during
the service."
He said, "OK, then, suit yourself," so she stayed in the car. Entering
church, the preacher had a sudden inspiration and gave a hell-fire and
brimstone sermon on SEX that had the congregation in awe.
As the congregation filed out of the church, some of the members saw his
wife sitting in the car and approached her window.
One of them said, "Wow! You just missed the best sermon your husband has
ever given."
She said, "Yeah, right. What does he know about it. He talks big but
he's
only tried it twice in his life. Once before we were married and once
after,
and he fell off both times."
