Schmalts and his fantasy Utah elk hunt

[The Hedgehog]

I'm so damn sick of hearing about Schmalts and how he's going to draw in Utah again..

What the hell is it - like 4 years in a row now where he plans his life around some hunt that he won't draw??

I'll be the first to say.. he won't draw again this year.

 

[A-con]

I think he's going to draw it this year.
Of course, he messed up the hunt numbers and spent his points on a cow tag.

 

[noharleyyet]

I predict he draws...& posts on 24hr. asking for help.

 

[Oak]

I predict that when he draws, he posts on MM that he's going to wipe his ass with the tag.

 

[BigHornRam]

I predict he addresses his Utah application to some other state, then rants about being on the Utah black list when he doesn't draw.

 

[Big Fin]

Not a chance this year, unless like A-Con says, he fugged up and put in for a cow tag by accident.

He used all of his luck in that AZ antelope "asswipe" tag last year. And if he does draw, his enemies over at MM will sabotage his hunt.

But, I am planning my fall schedule around the possibility of drawing my Eastern MT whitetail doe tag, so who am I to talk?

 

[noharleyyet]

I predict that when he draws, he posts on MM that he's going to wipe his ass with the tag.

...even better. LMAO

 

[MarvB]

I say schmalts is drawing as we speak....and it likely looks something like this:

 

[schmalts]

I will be wiping my ass on MM with a 12 point Tag!
So Greenhorn, you gonna put up or shut up? I asked you if you wanted to lay a wager on it.... Make it cheap for ya, 2 cases of bottled beer.
Last years applicant breakdown for you Top number is points, below is how many applied. This unit has 2 bonus tags that go to highest point holders. So, you banking that at least 2 other guys with 12 points of more going to switch where they have been applying? That will be the deciding factor. Shit, having a hard time getting the numbers to line up from the cut and paste, but all you really need to look at is that last year there was no 11point apps, nor the year before, and I am 2 points higher than the highest point app from last year. Like I said, it would take a big shift in point chasers to put me lower than say 75% chance

--------12 11 10- 9--8 - 7 - 6 -5- 4 -3 -2 -1- 0


2006--- 1 ---- 5- 11 15 12 27 21 25 44 40 88 61
2007 --- ----- 14 15 11 15 13 20 26 27 54 28 44

 

[The Hedgehog]

Deal. I like drinking beer that other people buy for me. If I draw the pahvant tag you can buy me a couple more slabs. Odds even with 11 points are still terrible. Face it - you ain't drawing shit. Hear me now and believe me later - you won't get lucky.

 

[schmalts]

Deal. I like drinking beer that other people buy for me. If I draw the pahvant tag you can buy me a couple more slabs. Odds even with 11 points are still terrible. Face it - you ain't drawing shit. Hear me now and believe me later - you won't get lucky.

Dude, I have 12 points.. look at the odds again, Everyone who had 10 points last year I will not compete with... but the bet still is on. Oh yea, and with the on-line apps, I didn't put in for a cow tag That would even be below my great luck. It will be asswipe city on MM in 18 days!!! I can't wait!
MMMMMMM, bottled beer gooooodhump

 

[Oak]

Everyone who had 10 points last year I will not compete with... but the bet still is on

How many points did Moosie have last year? Did anybody with more points apply in his unit? Did they "compete" with him? Just curious.

 

[schmalts]

Big fin, There will be an asswipe post this year.. and yes Buzz's buddy DP will be sending a lynch mob for me. I was planning on Hiring IDbugler as a body guard but the fag went and drew some shitty tag elsewhere and is too cheap to use it as asswipe so he can help protect me
Oak, No, they didn't compete with him in the bonus tag draw, he wasn't even in that part of the drawing. And those guys with 10 points will only compete with me for the non-bonus tags. Another good point , besides the 2 bonus tags, i still have 12 points to try and snag the other 2 non-bonus tags as well so that ups my odds by about 2% Oh yea, things are looking up!

 

[The Hedgehog]

Dude. Face it. You aren't drawing shit. Keep looking at those numbers and rubbing your peepee.

 

[Oak]

Schmalts, do you really thing that DP doesn't have the power to make sure you never draw a tag in UT?

 

[schmalts]

Schmalts, do you really thing that DP doesn't have the power to make sure you never draw a tag in UT?

Oak, you think It never crossed my mind?
Kurt right now my pee pee is in chubby stage and you should be proud to have helped with the thought of free beer in the future

 

[The Hedgehog]

I'm almost ready to bet you that I'm shooting an elk this season and you're not.

 

[schmalts]

Free beer... bring it beotch!

 

[Moosie]

I drew with one point.. Doesn't everyone draw with one point ?

 

[schmalts]

I drew with one point.. Doesn't everyone draw with one point ?

No, just gay guys. They try to be diverse