So I’m going out this May long weekend to the Blackstone/Waipabi region of the Alberta Rockies, trying to get some venison in the freezer (I have my Métis harvesting rights, so I can hunt any time of the year). This is right near Nordegg, AB, which is one of the biggest Sasquatch ‘hotspots’ in the world. I can see the monetary gain in being the first person in the world to bring a specimen of the hairy bastard, so I figured I’d ask you fine people what would be the most ethical and also quick-dispatching shot on this beast, trying to preserve the specimen as much as possible while still making sure I don’t just wound him before he escapes to his UFO or alternate dimension.
Sasquatch shot placement
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D_Walt
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But are you prepared to die? This a core AF bow hunt right? None of that non-alpha girly man firearm bs, right? There might be a guy who could help you…
Atlatl actually. Cam has a poster of me up on his wall, right next to the hello kitty one.
SC Living Outdoors
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Finally! The off-season thread we need! Who cares about draw results, national debt and stocks. Where do you aim to kill the dang swamp thing!
I thought ‘swamp thing’ was just another term for women from the southeastern US? Hasn’t it already been established that the only things you need to take one of those down is a six pack of Schlitz and a half deck of cigarettes?
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Why the assumption that Sasquatch is a belligerent male in need of killing?
What if she is just a lonely lady looking for love?
#lovenotwar
What if she is just a lonely lady looking for love?
#lovenotwar
I would never shoot a sow Bigfoot, only a mature boar. I have standards.
Shot placement should be way down your list of Bigfoot hunting preparations. First let's figure out what gear, clothing, and rifle is best suited for Bigfoot hunting. Take a look below at legendary Bigfoot hunter Jacques Lafleur's setup from the 1987 box office smash hit "Harry and the Hendersons". First thing I can tell you is that you'll need a beret where you can keep a Ziploc bag of squatch hair samples underneath of.
sccritterkiller
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I think you have a better chance of being abducted by aliens then seeing a bigfoot.
rjthehunter
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Well, I guess right in the fuggin head. I don't really want to track a wounded squach through the brush.
Then I'd end up in trouble/jail because I shot some weirdo dressed up like a gorilla.
Then I'd end up in trouble/jail because I shot some weirdo dressed up like a gorilla.
HighDesertSage
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Do you think Sitka will start a new "bigfoot" line? I got an extra $3k I need to dump somewhere.
Addicting
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I can send you my PayPal and a Cam Haines book!
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Man says he was shot at after being mistaken for Bigfoot
HELENA- A man in Helena is claiming to have been shot at after being mistaken for Bigfoot.
The most dangerous gameMan says he was shot at after being mistaken for Bigfoot
HELENA- A man in Helena is claiming to have been shot at after being mistaken for Bigfoot.www.montanarightnow.com
HighDesertSage
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No, I want to spend it on a worthwhile investment..
I'm surprised that in the over-saturated camo pattern industry nobody has yet.
44hunter45
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If you hold up a sixpack of Bud Light it should cool her desire pretty quickly.
recon6036
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You would have to ask it how it identifies first…..
sorry
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