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Okay I saw this on another forum and had to share it! It cracked me up.
When an aide to Nancy Pelosi
visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the
Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and
asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the
congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a
saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there
are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over some of Pelosi's
views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and
now for a donation of $100,000 to you if you'll just tell the
congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the Church can use the
money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's
aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated
herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As
promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that
Ms. Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Ms.
Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not
numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most
egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to
flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed
hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a
serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the
worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She
married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American
people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative
obligations both in Washington and in California . The woman is simply
not to be trusted."
The Cardinal concluded. “But, when compared with Hillary Clinton, Ms.
Pelosi is a saint."
When an aide to Nancy Pelosi
visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the
Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and
asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the
congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a
saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there
are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over some of Pelosi's
views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and
now for a donation of $100,000 to you if you'll just tell the
congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the Church can use the
money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's
aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated
herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As
promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that
Ms. Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Ms.
Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not
numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most
egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to
flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed
hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a
serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the
worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She
married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American
people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative
obligations both in Washington and in California . The woman is simply
not to be trusted."
The Cardinal concluded. “But, when compared with Hillary Clinton, Ms.
Pelosi is a saint."
