Ridge Runner
New member
LMAO 
>
> A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
> glanced
> up
> and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
> realized
> she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took
the
> seat
> right beside his.
>
> Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out "Business trip or
> vacation?"
> She turned, smiled and said, "Business. .. The Annual Sexual Education
> Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most
gorgeous
> woman
> he had ever seen, sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting
for
> sex
> education!!
>
> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
> business
> role at this convention?" " Lecturer," she responded. "I use my
> experience
> to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
>
>
> "Really," he said. "What myths are those?"
>
>
> "Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American
men
> are
> the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who
> is
> most likely to possess that trait! Another popular myth is that
Frenchmen
> are
> the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We
> have,
> however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the
> Southern Redneck."
>
>
> Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
> sorry,"
> she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't
even
> know
> your name."
>
>
> "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba!
>
> A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
> glanced
> up
> and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
> realized
> she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took
the
> seat
> right beside his.
>
> Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out "Business trip or
> vacation?"
> She turned, smiled and said, "Business. .. The Annual Sexual Education
> Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most
gorgeous
> woman
> he had ever seen, sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting
for
> sex
> education!!
>
> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
> business
> role at this convention?" " Lecturer," she responded. "I use my
> experience
> to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
>
>
> "Really," he said. "What myths are those?"
>
>
> "Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American
men
> are
> the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who
> is
> most likely to possess that trait! Another popular myth is that
Frenchmen
> are
> the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We
> have,
> however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the
> Southern Redneck."
>
>
> Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
> sorry,"
> she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't
even
> know
> your name."
>
>
> "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba!
