AZHUNTERR
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Subject: Fw: Quick Thinker
> > > >This fellow had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large
> > > >pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice - picnic tables, horse
>shoe
> > > >courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it
> > > >was built.
> > > >
> > > >One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn't
> > > >been there for a while and look it over. As he neared the pond, he
>heard
> > > >voices shouting and laughing with glee.
> > > >
> > > >As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping
>in
> > > >his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
> > > >the deep end of the pond.
> > > >
> > > >One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
>leave!"
> > > >
> > > >The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
> > > >or get out of the pond . . .
> > > >
> > > >I only came to feed my alligators!"
> > > >This fellow had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large
> > > >pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice - picnic tables, horse
>shoe
> > > >courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it
> > > >was built.
> > > >
> > > >One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn't
> > > >been there for a while and look it over. As he neared the pond, he
>heard
> > > >voices shouting and laughing with glee.
> > > >
> > > >As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping
>in
> > > >his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
> > > >the deep end of the pond.
> > > >
> > > >One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
>leave!"
> > > >
> > > >The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
> > > >or get out of the pond . . .
> > > >
> > > >I only came to feed my alligators!"
