Quick Question

[Dinkshooter]

So let’s say your wife had gone berserk and whacked you around the house with pots and pans and ran you out of the house on a Saturday. Sunday evening you tried to return home to fetch up some essentials for the work week ahead of you. On this occasion she did the same thing only gave you a black eye and bumps for your efforts. Would you:

1. Come to work with a story about skiing in the trees and biffing it
2. Come to work with a story about mouthy bikers and how you put an end to that
3. Call in sick to work because of explosive diarrhea
4. Call in sick to work and admit to the above weekends events

 

[Ben Lamb]

Is my wife watching this thread?

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

So let’s say your wife had gone berserk and whacked you around the house with pots and pans and ran you out of the house on a Saturday. Sunday evening you tried to return home to fetch up some essentials for the work week ahead of you. On this occasion she did the same thing only gave you a black eye and bumps for your efforts. Would you:

1. Come to work with a story about skiing in the trees and biffing it
2. Come to work with a story about mouthy bikers and how you put an end to that
3. Call in sick to work because of explosive diarrhea
4. Call in sick to work and admit to the above weekends events

Trick question, can't answer that....

 

[rosco]

So, hows that new tipi working out for ya?

 

[Bambistew]

Is she hot?

 

[xrayts]

I would go with #2
Please submit your story to www.mylifetime.com.

 

[Buschy]

Finally got caught with the next door neighbor huh?

I'd flash a picture of the hottie neightbor you hooked up with and nonchalantly tell the guys at work you took a few licks from the wife, but it was worth it. No doubt they will be impressed with your awesomeness!

 

[noharleyyet]

Two ass-whoopins in one weekend must've been precipitated by unprecedented conflict escalation. I'm speculating the fact you endured em as an admission of guilt.

...looks like another cat is in the cards.

 

[hardscrabble]

Finally got caught with the next door neighbor huh?

I'd flash a picture of the hottie neightbor you hooked up with and nonchalantly tell the guys at work you took a few licks from the wife, but it was worth it. No doubt they will be impressed with your awesomeness!

I would recommend this option. The fellas at work will be jealous

 

[Dinkshooter]

Was not me. Jeepers. I know enough not to get lippy to a girl that doesn't care I spend countless hours and dollars in pursuit of 4 legged game

Fellow plumbing shop guy. I bet I could rent my tipi to him.

 

[Dinkshooter]

I need to get the guy to the side and explain to him, she is not the only one in the world with one of those magic places.

 

[noharleyyet]

I need to get the guy to the side and explain to him, she is not the only one in the world with one of those magic places.

Hell, knowing that has always been a problem for moi.

 

[Buschy]

I need to get the guy to the side and explain to him, she is not the only one in the world with one of those magic places.

You master, me little grasshoppa. Me much to learn!

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Yeah, But when he has to sell where she puts powder on her special place to give her half he will wish he had took a licking and just kept on ticking! John

 

[idnative1948]

Uhhhh what is a magic place? Never seen one........

 

[BirdDogWebb]

So let’s say your wife had gone berserk and whacked you around the house with pots and pans and ran you out of the house

Does he know the real reason the wife had gone berserk ?
There is always two sides to the story..

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

Uhhhh what is a magic place? Never seen one........

Ya dink... draw us a picture...

 

[Dinkshooter]

I'd have to draw from memory.

 

[Bambistew]

If it was me... I'd call the cops and have her arrested for abuse. Then I'd get a restraining order, get back into my own house, and move all her chit to the curb.

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

I'd have to draw from memory.

Just go in the bathroom and use the Mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.....I tell ya, I just can't help myself when they're right over the plate knee high! John